

me when i accidentally uncover the secrets of the universe and the eyes of truth watch as i beg for mercy but my cries for help are silent for i have screamed for far too long

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey
(jolts up awake) oh FUCK i need to appreciate and love my friends!!!!!! (sprints into the woods)
hey uhh
so the soleils got into a weird house
and then they couldnt leave it
no matter what they tried
so uh
you can say the soleils were
